I have been trained to see money as something so fluid, that comes and goes and not having it can be quickly solved by picking up an extra shift. Minor debts can be made up easily. Want something? Work harder. No need to watch what you spend - Work more to make more to spend more. My school of thought on money is clearly in direct correlation with the amount of time that I have spent working in the restaurant industry. It's amazing how this profession can in the exact same vein bring out the upmost generosity in a person and simultaneously the ugliest greed. Ex- "I had 4 beers, how much do I owe? Ah, fuck it, I only have 20s. Here's $60." and "What a shitty night, I can't believe I didn't break $300 on a Saturday!" These are actual quotes by the way. Tim Kirkland, thank you very much.
Now, for the first time since I started working when I was 15, I am scraping and scrounging coins and having to make the difficult decision between a McDonald's dulce de leche sundae or a bus ride to work. (If I eat the sundae, I'll have energy to walk to work, right?)
Whoa whoa whoa! Easy with the Penn Kid shots there, buddy. Maybe sleep with one eye open tonight...
ReplyDeleteI've never had a check dispute but we do figure out roughly what everyone owes. I have had bad issues with large groups not contributing enough and at the end, the ones left were $75 bucks short not including a tip! The nerve of some peeps.
ReplyDeleteMmm quality of life issues, ride or ice cream. To each their own.